I'm just gonna sit down here and wait until Microsoft reveals that we've all been punk'd. *sits*

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I don't even

holy shit

In the age of tabbed browsing, there's absolutely no fucking reason to derail an online discussion to ask, "Durrr, what's that?" or "Who's that?" For the love of Christ, people-- Google!

1) Tim added a powered subwoofer to his A/V setup. It is awesome. I'm listening to Ministry right now.

2) Exercise really does improve one's mood. I'm living proof!

Dear self,

moar sexy dreams about David Tennant, plz

Yours,
edgyspice

Christ, CNN has turned into a series of YouTube videos. Where the hell is the actual news?

The budget tells me I can participate in the art show I got accepted into, but only as long as I don't have, you know, a Christmas. Can't really afford to have my work printed up (all my recent stuff is digital) and made ready for hanging, so...oh well. I have a feeling I got accepted just because their show was billed as having a hundred artists, so they needed to fill their quota. Also, my artwork tends to sell about as well as two-day-old sushi, so it hardly seems worth it anyway.

The Rifftrack for the new Star Trek movie is positively laden with K/S jokes. It's pretty awesome.

I bought Tim two houseplants that badly need repotting, so lately we've been pestered by fungus gnats. Generally I kill them without reflection, but earlier today I crushed one between my palms and found, in addition to the small smear of its corpse, a tiny fleck of red. If the Great Gazoogle doesn't lie, fungus gnats don't bite people, so I don't know what the fuck I just killed. A regular gnat? A small mosquito? There's no standing water in our apartment as far as I know. Unless you count the toilet.

Speaking of vermin (Mom, this might make you laugh):